20 10 / 2014

(Source: fauxpasdreams, via mrv3000)

20 10 / 2014

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

Shit, where am I supposed to go to the bathroom? I hate both of those.

20 10 / 2014

sufferingsappho:

currentgoddess:

fandomsandfeminism:

macabrefascination:

featheredfriend:

charminglyantiquated:

silly silly little comic

Ladies, gentlemen, and other gentlepeople: my girlfriend’s ‘silly little comic’

Oh my fucking gods this is perfect

This makes me smile 

dragon came from water not fire
woman rebelled to save other woman
other woman didn’t need saving and could hold her own
dragon wasn’t killed
political scams
interracial lesbian relationship
there is not one thing about this I don’t like. 10/10 fuck yeah

I just realized that she said she’s studying alternative cures for magical stasis. Magical stasis as in sleeping curses. She is researching how to rescue sleeping princesses without needing a bullshit True Love’s kiss because she knows how shitty it is to sit around waiting for some hero to rescue her.

Perfect comic is perfect

(via scriberated)

20 10 / 2014

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

(Source: allthebestofmemes, via scriberated)

20 10 / 2014

deathtosquishies:

kayteekelleee:

thefrogman:

this is 911 state your emergency












YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.



YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING


911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy



omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even

glorious beings on this website

deathtosquishies:

kayteekelleee:

thefrogman:

this is 911 state your emergency

image

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

image

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

image

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

image

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

image

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

image

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

image

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

image

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even

glorious beings on this website

(Source: babylizard, via scriberated)

20 10 / 2014

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

(Source: jav-o-lantern, via hoomie)

20 10 / 2014

(Source: braindead, via marykatewiles)

20 10 / 2014

20 10 / 2014

cowinparachute:

mustbethewhiskey:

HOLY FUCK I AM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS THIS IS HILARIOUS.

I am fucking RAGING that I never thought of this joke first.

(Source: leepacey, via diaphenia)

20 10 / 2014

wetheurban:

ART: Tree, Line by Zander Olsen

Zander Olsen’s Tree, Line project is almost preposterously simple. He wraps segments of tree trunks in white linen so that, when photographed from a particular distance, this negative space lines up perfectly with its surroundings. 

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(via rainbowrowell)

19 10 / 2014

19 10 / 2014

goddamnitriot:

diendane:

I thought this was a latte.

it is a catte.

goddamnitriot:

diendane:

I thought this was a latte.

it is a catte.

(via theashleyclements)

19 10 / 2014

lorijoloveshorses:

soundtrack-for-lovers:

If anyone says that horses aren’t smart creatures I will shove this video down your throat [x]

Brilliant! Kicking the tree to knock down apples.

(via killerville)

19 10 / 2014

(Source: awwww-cute, via marykatewiles)

19 10 / 2014

mustachecurse:

cause of death: sexual frustration

(via hoomie)